March 14, 2019 at 3:19 pm #2214
Well It looks like someone has broken the lock on the old Ritan door and entered the premises without a backstage pass!! It is I—Scott the lost prodiGAL or should I say prodiGUY! Gender is important here and I respect the one who is the Mender of all Gender and that would be the Maker and Creator of all things-Jesus Christ!!
So nice to be here in the great company of both new and old Ritan members as I also am an older member who started at the old website in the year 2007 to be exact!
I began my journey here with just a few querky adlibs and some insightful theories about the second coming and it seemed to catch on like a wildfire–it does help to relate to others instead of trying to promote ones own agenda–you can win others with honey but love is much sweeter and it doesn’t sting as much–unless the honeybee needs correction–then tough love is necessary—boy I just started back here and I am already preaching!
Well I am so honored to be among the chosen instead of wallowing with the frozen! I have been with the frozen and they are not fun to be around–it feels like they are trapped in a stigma which I call Monestery Haughtiness–religion is humankind reaching up by his or her own values system to attain a state of spirituality that makes the sacrifice of Christ on the Cross a worthless achievement!
We cannot on our own overcome sin or the worlds traps and snares by religion –it has to be conquered by a sin sacrifice of Blood— and it is this historical divine work on the cross which plowed through all our walls of doubt to construct a new wall of faith in this accomplished feat of our redemer!
Now if you want to have the rest of this sermon-please send a donation of 40 euro dollars to my bank account off Novis Soscia bay – which is not to far from the Hamptons! Just Kidding!!
I told you I still am kinda rediculous–but more balanced! or is it off-balanced? Well, not off-balanced enough to where I can’t stop myself from falling over!
This has been an unpaid political announcement–if it were a national emergency-you would have been alerted to contact your nearest pastor and he would sign you up for indept spiritual counceling!! Only you can heed the signs of moral decay!
Again-Thanks everybody for welcoming me aboard!! The ride looks to be a great one!!
March 14, 2019 at 3:37 pm #2216
March 14, 2019 at 3:52 pm #2217LozParticipant
March 14, 2019 at 4:05 pm #2220
Hey Heidi! That be me–I mean Scarby!! On the old website did you have a different username- I can’t remember what you went by back then.
I am looking for someone to put up a picture of my old pal Scarby so I can use him in my profile photo!
You have a squrriel on your profile— I think Scarby like squrriels very much–they taste like chicken—I didn’t mean that !! It remined me of a comedy show that I had seen years ago and they used that line–no! Lets not hurt the squrriels Scarby!! They help clean up all those walnuts and acorns off the ground during winter time–I always let the squrriels have at most of the nuts on the ground–although they make many small holes to bury them in –once Scarby chased a squrriel around the yard as he was attempting to bury his nut— and just as Scarby came up on the cute little critter he hiked the acorn and not the dirt right at Scarby’s snout — it bopped him on his nose and they chased each other around the yard for hours— if you are ever over at our house sometime I will have to show you where the squrriel is buried—again sorry!! I did not mean to say Scarby buried the squrriel—he made best friends with the cute sweet animal and now they facebook each other like five times a day–Scarby likes to bark while the squrriel likes to twitter!!
Am I not spelling squrriel correct– it is underlined in red everytime! I got Ds and Fs in grade school English!
March 14, 2019 at 4:11 pm #2222
March 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm #2223
High Loz! I remember you my friend—you have sooo much class and I always liked your openness and sincerity– you cannot find brothers anymore who have these qualities– I am still grieving over the loss of LisaLinnenie–she was the boss!! She had the right stuff–you have the right stuff– and I love you profile photo– that is why I say you have class! I have an ugly dog in my old profile photo –makes me want to bark at the moon-in pig latin style – exnay- exnay! What the Hey?!!!
March 14, 2019 at 4:27 pm #2224MyWhiteStoneParticipant
I suspect Scott, ol’ buddy, that you must have squirrelophobia from experience, and I’d guess you probably avoid parks. One like Heidi’s squirrel is likely to either snatch up and begin to gnaw on a nut like you, or perhaps squirrel you away for later. Right?
Great to have you back. I used to know when the Rapture would occur, certain to be a multiple number of 188 days from a big earthquake. Now maybe I can get back into the know again.
With any luck you might find Scarby’s photo buried in the “Way Back Machine” archive whose access is buried at the bottom of this sites Home page.
Thanks for checkin’ in and signin’ up, Scott! I suspect you may have already won the new crown for RITA Now Corn King! Be ready for your soon cornonation.
MWS, aka Dan
PS – I hope we reopen our monthly “Thread Killer” contest. It’s probably harder now since there are ways to post at locations other than at the bottom of the thread, but at least the distinctive might be fun to go for. You and I seemed to be pretty good at killing threads years ago, if I remember correctly.
March 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm #2225
March 14, 2019 at 5:15 pm #2226MyWhiteStoneParticipant
March 14, 2019 at 6:30 pm #2233KolleenWStoneModerator
Hey Scott, Kolleen here , or as Joyful Susan would say, “koLLeen,” or some such thing. I laughed my way through your first post here….you haven’t lost a step in all this time away.
Dan and I are married, as well as old moderator David, and Kristen for a catch-up.
Thought maybe Scarby would be in doggie heaven by now!
So glad to have you back!
March 14, 2019 at 6:40 pm #2235
March 14, 2019 at 7:33 pm #2241tenderreedParticipant
March 14, 2019 at 8:19 pm #2244Mark ArmstrongParticipant
March 14, 2019 at 8:33 pm #2245David W. RocheModerator
March 15, 2019 at 4:49 am #2263Mom of 2Participant
March 15, 2019 at 9:37 am #2267DonnaParticipant
March 15, 2019 at 11:55 am #2277
Donna you look as lovely as ever and I missed your inspirational input which keep all of us on our toes and kept Scarby in line with the Ritan rulebook–his fanny is still red from all those apocalyptic corrections—and speaking of apo-CAT-lyptic or CAT-astropes—I love cats even more then dogs–I lost my last cat a few years ago and I vowed not to go through that again!
I have always had you and your husband in my deepest prayers Donna!! I just need to catch up on all the lastest news and past stories which will give me a touchstone for where to begin this final short pause just before we exit stage right—UP! Or Up right ! Or outta sight! or by the light of the silvery moon somewhere over the lost lagoon or at the tail end of this vapor-like economy boon! Shouldn’t that be BOOM? I had to spell it that way to rythme it in the sentence!
Mom of 2– I kinda remeber you laughting so hard years ago about some rythme I made with a christian singer and a bolivard or something–it was a hoot! Do you remember that post! It was wack-ety-yak! but we did talk back!
The thing I like about these public forums and talking to other people with our typing fingers is you don’t need to use tic-tacs to yak-ety-yak!
That God we still have Tender Reed with us!! Man I love you brother-you get my humor–and you get my utmost respect!
Kolleen you look as lovely as ever also! Just about makes me want to cry knowing that the old gang is still around and are still serving our wonderful and amazing Lord!!
Blake7 now that you found Scarby could you return him to his rightful owner—in other words could you take that shadow man in my profile picture and put that obese dog back in the drivers seat–he really isn’t the driver-its just a fake steering wheel in the passenger compartment!
Thanks David and Heidi and My White Stone for being a part of this reunion THREAD that does not NEEDLE anyone with harassment or chastisement or confinement or alignment or any added additional assignment To many MENTS in that Tic-Tac -Talk -right?!!
March 15, 2019 at 12:12 pm #2280
March 15, 2019 at 12:33 pm #2283
Blake7– I’m not very good at setting up anything on a computer so it looks like Donna or the other mods will have to show me where the light switch is in the darkened room–better yet just flip the switch for me!! I don’t have my own computer-I use the one at the Library- talk about a loose canon-right!! I guess it keeps me humble not to be computer savvy!!
March 15, 2019 at 1:04 pm #2285
March 15, 2019 at 1:14 pm #2286
OHHH Heidi—Thank you sooo much!! But to tell you the truth- I don’t trust these computers under my direction—you see at the Library I get to go out and visit others and maybe strike up a conversation or two with my next session partner– it is too confining to be at home all the time! But I do appreciate your prayers for my health – I am being tested with a skin problem by having used an old prescription medicine on my back which was expired and now I have a burn on that area — It is taking its time healing!!
March 28, 2019 at 1:11 am #2983
March 28, 2019 at 7:30 am #2985
March 28, 2019 at 1:16 pm #3006
Oh My Goodness! Hes Returned! Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooo much Gentle breeze for finding this gracious bag of flea particles–I mean bag of joy!! I had a wanted poster out — I mean a Lost or Found -APB- not sure what the AP means– but the B means Bulletin!
He is always turning up missing from his well secured dog house in my backyard the allegator pit around the perimeter and the four bear traps on each corner of the structure is surprising to me in a multitude of befuddliments!
I could care less about his reasons for escaping and the planning strategies it took for him to manuveur away from such a secured locked down facility- I mean his comfort zone !
He had to be on some kind of mental trip that involves some very strong mind altering drugs—Possibly and no doubt–Alieve or Bayer asperin –you must remember a dog has a seven fold increase reation to a drug then do we—Did I just say—Do we!!! That sounds like a dogs name—come here DOEEY!!! Here Boy!! Thats a good boy!!
Well-as long as Scarby is back home now and safe and sound and in his own safe zone and free of the fears and unknown that is out there beyond my property line–I guess its time for me to put the ankle tracking device back on his leg again– and pull out the computer cable that links him to the outside world– and lay out the bear traps around his dog house paremeter—Just Kidding!! I am not going to restrict his freedom of movement as long as he is under my control–I mean under my supervision!!
I will just put some verbal commands on his behavior as to what he is to do so that this disappearing act of his comes to a halting stop and no more search parties need to be organized again!
I got just the thing to keep him around the yard and not far from his dog house- PIZZA Delivery!
March 28, 2019 at 2:56 pm #3008
March 28, 2019 at 3:35 pm #3013
Gentle Breeze–you must be feeling your PUNNY Bone today-clever pun!! I’m afraid if Scarby ordered Pizza that once it arrived he would ask a neighbor if they had anything he could add to it –like Grey–POOPon! And of course the there would be a misunderstanding about that french word–By the way could someone please PASTA Chees wiz!! Get it! Pas-sta or PASS the or –forget it!!! Hee! Hee!
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