March 16, 2019 at 5:29 pm #2385
Did anyone see the Irony in the title ? ! You know the salad dressing Miracle Whip made by the Kraft company and other food products-you know the dressing company–Oh forget it!!!
Yes-it was on a midnight some weeks ago that seemed longer then just a handful of days -much like a week full of months vacant the holidays–yes it was a terrible and cold night and Scarby was trying his best to stay warm in his newly built doghouse-all made out of lego blocks!
I had gone to sleep in the house just a few meters away and was beginning to have dreams about living in Florida without snow to wake up to every morning! Then all of a sudden I heard a loud swooshing sound outside the moonlit window that was being washed out by a more brilliant light of red!
When I got up to peek out the window I looked toward the yard which had Scarbys doghouse and saw a Strange bright Kraft hovering above it with a ray of light coming down toward his entrance way–no! To my disappointment is wasn’t the trash removal truck-you see Scarby littered abundantly on the yard around his little bungalo and never picked up the debris – so much for conservation ?
Well to make a long story shorter then it would be if it were told in the longer version I will let Scarby tell the rest of his Adventure-it turns out that a few hours later Scarby was deposited into a field down the street and crawled back home with his two back legs stretched out and dragging limply behind him–must have been given novacaine in both hip sockets -no doubt!
Scott: Scarby continue with the rest of the story–and keep it short!
Scarby: I can’t begin to tell you how scared I was aboard that KRAFT! Now that I am home again—What’s for dinner?
Scott: Oh come on–You can elaborate just a little more for pete sake! Boy I sure didn’t adopt you for your brains!
Scarby: Well as I was floating up to the brightly lit KRAFT I saw that I needed to stay calm and just put all my faith in the Lord and not shrink back–Jack! When I entered the ship I was approached by two tall figures who had wings and they appeared angelic and were humming the tune “Smoke on the Water” -or something like that-but it was a catchy tune!
Then I saw as one being stepped forward and handed me this MIRACLE WHIP and he told me to take it and use it on my back so that I could stop those terrible small mircroscopic creatures from attacking me as they do at all times–you know those dreded FLEAS!!
He told me to say these words to those critters when I am attacked again. The command will be—FLEAS Release Me -Let Me Go! For I Don’t Want You Anymore!
Well That Is the Last Time I will have to get Bovine Intervention for my skin afflictions — The Space Craft was actually on its way to find a new cow victim to -you know-mutilate–but when I told them the meat is better if you get it right off the grill at the Steak-a-Saurus Bar and Grill!
So when I told them that the resturant was closing in about two hours–the trap door swung open in a flash and down the shoot I slid –fleas and all!!!
The moral of this story is that if you are under any demonic attacks or under constant afflictions you can call on the one who has the miracle whip and He can whip those ills and diseases into obedience to His word and you will come out on the other end of these trials with a spiritual growth spurt and a better grasp of wisdom on how God moves in your life and will see the bigger picture then just one small negative film frame!
March 16, 2019 at 7:43 pm #2399lev-nepheshParticipant
It was just last week or so, I had a dream that Scott was sitting in his livingroom, petting his little dog Scarby, getting his fingers all greasy from the dressing…. just then there were strains of a tune coming through his lanai screen windows… I could just make out the tune… “May-o ‘ll your dreams come true”… Scott turned & looked out the window… Scarby, too deep in his emoilients to bark, didn’t even look to see the happening….
Somehow a musical drone was delivering a pizza to Scott’s backyard… his most fervent wish – a ham & cheese pizza – with onions! Oh what a delightful misgiving… a hot & tasty delight!
All the ham & cheese Scott could ever have yearned for…
Glad to see you back my long lost punny-ful friend – indeed, May-o ‘ll your dreams come true! ♥
March 16, 2019 at 8:08 pm #2400GloryboundParticipant
March 17, 2019 at 12:35 am #2424
March 17, 2019 at 4:08 pm #2481
Lev-nephesh -looks like I have a punster simese twin –Love the May-o pun–I just put a little Stevia extract in it to sweeten it up!! Love the emoilients word–that is being added to my limited vocabulary-Scarby has only two words in his—LETS EAT!! You made me laugh real good! Oinions were a misgiving–Scarby definitely went back into his lego dog house after that spicy LOUD and NOISY pizza dinner–do you know what I mean by LOUD and NOISY –I think you do!!
Cherished—Thanks for making this thread a little less thread bare–I can’t stand to hear and echo in the room when I type –maybe I should order pizza for everyone—but then they would come for the food and after they are done they would not want to visit with Scarby–maybe I could teach him how to perform magic tricks—just my luck he meets another better magician in the group who puts him in a locked box and when it is opened again –he vanishes and we can’t ever find him anymore—-wait–just a minute-I need to get that guys phone number-can somebody find that man-just think all my worries would be over–no more flea bitten beast itching and leaving oily stains on the carpet and baying at the moon almost every night until the clouds fill the sky –wait a minute –Scarby is my insurance policy in case anything happens to him- I inherit his grandfathers estate in Ireland off the shore of nansucket bay–that is where I am going to retire to!! Bless his heart–I love my good good friend Scarby–hes a good old boy!! Yeah right!!
Glorybound–Looks like we have another old beloved member that has rejoined the pack! Can’t get enough of the old crew in my living room post arena! Humor helped me make it through some of my hardest trails in life -it also helps break the ice with strangers and those I have encountered in my travels among those who are ” rough around the edges” folk — But the folks here at Ritan are just “LIKE Butter!!” hello fatha hello motha–I am stranded at camp Granada! Anybody remember that folk singer in the sixties who talked in his songs-what was his name?!!
March 17, 2019 at 8:40 pm #2499MyWhiteStoneParticipant
March 18, 2019 at 11:12 am #2532
MyWhiteStone—Great video-even though I do think they should have used –MORE COW BELL!!!
Did he say-Lynard Skinnard– wasn’t that a country rock band of the 70s -way after the camp granada song? Or maybe the band took the name from this little cheesy ditty!! Not only was there a need for more cow bell–but where were the flaming and soaring gutiars–Thankfully the British Invasion came along and enlightened the modern rock era!!!
March 18, 2019 at 8:06 pm #2575
Thanks Yohanan- that is the facts jack! Where did this chubby guy singer get that name from in the 60s? Were the Skynyrd band around at that time!! He can’t be using rock royalty like that in his lyrics without paying some royalities!! Isn’t Lynard Skynyrd a christian band now-or at least some of the members– I think I heard some of their testimonies some time ago on a news program!! Maybe that was the rock group The Leadbelly Skydivers–or then again maybe that was the Irish punk rock Rap group The Sham Rockers Wreaking Crew!! I guess I still got the old great memories of the Wreaking Crew on my mind— They were session players at Capitol Records Studio who pretty much played instruments on almost the main bulk of 60s music in the United States!! You can’t listen to an oldie goldie without hearing these great artists on the records of our happy days!!
March 19, 2019 at 12:32 am #2602YohananModerator
Just coincidence that the guy referred to in the video was Leonard Skinner.
I know Gary Rossington, guitarist, became a Christian and it seems like a few other members did too, but I cannot verify that. Johnny Van Zant, Ronnie’s little brother who joined the band when they reformed, is too. I was in high school in Georgia when the Skynyrd plane crashed and their music was a staple in my rock album collection.
March 19, 2019 at 7:36 pm #2649
Hey Yohanan–I found a fun trivia website that gave an answer why allen sherman spoke of the name Lynard Skinner–it appears that he was agym teach who this Allen singer had at the Robert E. lee high school–now thats a name on a school which is destined for abolishment-since Robert E. Lee was the confederate president of the succeeding states during the civil war! Pro slavery of course! I might even favor that action on banning of the name! But do we want to erase history all together? I vote just racists!
Also it appears that this gym teacher had in his classroom a student by the name of ronnie van zant who later got back at the treatment he was given by this strict gym teacher by naming his band after him! Now if this is true-who knows for sure–all I know is I got it off this fun trivia website–maybe someone else can fill in the extra facts!
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