Tagged: Scarby's Back
March 15, 2019 at 1:01 pm #2284
To those of you new members who are new comers to the new site which for some of us old folks who have been members of the older forum which was earlier then the new web place but had been here way before the new forum which is now on this new place that has both old a new members alike–in other words to everyone NOW!
I had a fictional dog on the old Ritan now website called Scarby! He was a time traveling animal who went through space and time in a washing machine dryer–it wasn’t a free trip at all- he had to put quarters into the slot to make the drum tumble–which building up momentum cause his fur to gather friction and once he gathered into a kinetic ball of fluff–he went zapp! and flew through the worn tunnel of time to a designated place in history to try and change mankind at one small step for beastkind!
Well believe it or not Scarby came back through this disconjoined wormhole of time and space and he has landed on my front lawn with his head stuck in the snow pileup and his two back legs jetting straight up in the air – as if he had a hard but soft landing in the snow !
When I came to examine his limp carcass in the bank of snow I knew he was fine from the melted hole around his mussel which was caused by his bad hot breath!
When he came too-what do you think his first words were to his master? Not–Oh how I missed you these short long years–Or Boy did I miss those times together we had near the fireplace on those cold winter nights—No!!!
Instead the first thing out of his drooling mouth was—-Is dinner ready yet??!!!
Well after dinner which consisted of warm milk in a bowl with buttered toast and cinnamon — on the floor — then Scarby was next to eat his meal at the table which was a poterhouse steak and mashed potatoes with brown steak gravy and onion rings from Arbys!
I like this above paragraph so good that what more do ya need!! Its a story of a man and his imaginary dog friend!!
Buy the way MODS could you help a stupid computer hack out and post old plump Scarby’s foto where my shadow figure profilde pic is at– I am soo bad at this computer wiz biz!! Thanks
March 15, 2019 at 1:47 pm #2292GloryboundParticipant
March 15, 2019 at 2:36 pm #2297
Glorybound ! Thanks but–more thanks—Hee! Hee! I agree! We need more fun and joy and comfort in our cunundrum and humdrum lives!!
I have had the worst winter in my life this past year!! It has been sooo difficult for me to keep it together with things to do and projects to fulfill! I even contemplated ways to exit this life of frustrations after frustrations– I wasn’t giving up on my faith or falling away from the Lord– I just wanted out of this terrible existance and on my way to the better life in heaven with my Lord and Savior!
I feel sorry for those people in this world who don’t have a life-in other words I feel sorry for ME!! Hee Hee!
The christian life is the most exciting life in the world–if only we can get ourselves out of the drivers seat and let the Lord do the driving! Its hard to have a WHEEL to live in these times– I was like a bum STEERing wheel!! Give me a BRAKE! on the Pedal said the metal! Go off the road if you don’t do what you’re told; land in a ditch if you listen to a fortunetelling witch; have to be towed to town- if you act like a clown—wait a minute-I am a clown–lets not use this last statement!!
March 15, 2019 at 2:43 pm #2298tenderreedParticipant
Lol! Well said brother. Let go and let God! So hard to let go though, I might fall or get myself into even worse trouble. Fear based thinking, gotta hate it!
No doubt the Lord chuckles at our attempts to amuse one another with our musings. Duh, what’s a musing?
In any event, you know what they say about the tears of a clown. He constantly trips himself up.
March 15, 2019 at 3:35 pm #2308KolleenWStoneModerator
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March 16, 2019 at 12:44 pm #2369
Kolleen thanks so much for your Fellow-shipping ! By the way I have been in the past doing a lot of Beverage Yellow-Sipping -Mountain Dew– Now I have been looking at giving it a more healthy uplift to my diet–I now am deluting my drinks with spring water and just putting enough of the dew in the water to give it that great dew taste but without all the sugar intake! People can actually extend these high sugar beverages by just adding water to the drink–one 16 oz bottle can be made into three bottles with water delution and you wouldn’t know the difference! I’m just saying!
Thank you very much NoFearJust Faith! You gave me a great idea on maybe my next Scarby story– How about a title like Scarby Goes Fishing: No Beer Just BAIT!! Get it –its a place on words from your user name–I like it!!
March 16, 2019 at 2:24 pm #2377
March 18, 2019 at 11:16 am #2533
NoFearJutFaith—-Friend I was about to do a story on Scarby called No Beer Just Bait when the library’s computer shut down on me– it was close to closing time and sometimes they turn off early–I was about halfway done with the story and it disappeared— I hope that I can soon come up with another story on this same topic–but that is when I came up with the Space KRAFT story instead!! Which was the next day! Just letting you know that I was working on the project-then the lab went dark!! Who let the DOGS Out? Roff-Roff—-Roff Roff!!
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