The Obituary Home › Forums › Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good › The Obituary This topic has 0 replies, 1 voice, and was last updated 2 years ago by Geri7. Viewing 0 reply threads Author Posts April 16, 2019 at 7:38 am #3798 Geri7Blocked This is an oldie but I still get the giggles … especially with the father’s name as “Pop Tart” … Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. +4 Author Posts Viewing 0 reply threads The forum ‘Just for fun / Laughter does the heart good’ is closed to new topics and replies.